March 2012
25 posts
- me: go do your homework
- me: no you can't make me
What I Want From Mass Effect 3
1. To see her face
And build her a home on the Home-world, R.I.P. Rael. (Thus resolving the Geth conflict)
2. Get these people together, peacefully, and get them laid with lots of kids!
3. Have these people say “Damn, you were right.”
4. Get rid of the annoying SR1 crew
5. Kick this guy in the balls.
6. Blow all these up
“I know exactly how this is going to work. Around afternoon, we will both get up, relatively around the same time. We will exchange no words at all for about ten minutes as I go to take a shower and you thoroughly brush your teeth. We make small talk, still tired from staying up late the previous night. We argue about what meal is appropriate, which usually involves you suggesting I make “breakfast” when it is already three o’clock. We return to our respective rooms and have absolutely no human contact for about 5 hours. When it is eventually evening, we are our usual hyper selves, doing crazy shit (like laundry). This also entails you abusing me at some point and a daily update on Big Bang. We go to bed late, because you refuse to leave my room. AND REPEAT!”
—My roommate, on how we spend our weekends
I also lie that i’m going to bed when really i just want you to get out. Looove yooouuu.
